No biological material has been observed on the SCP, and the circumstances of its recovery make exact dating impractical.
Description: Object appears to be a standard oil lamp dating back some 1-2 thousand years.
The ladies there were dressed in fine dresses, some of them quite low cut, and smelled like a flower garden designed by Martha Stuart herself.
There were some serious lookers in there, and I swear my pants shrunk a couple sizes at the sight of some of these dresses. The first girl I sat down with was quite young; a 22 year old mother of three.
It is inadvisable to allow agents unsupervised usage of SCP-262 at this time.
When not in use, SCP-262 is kept in a climate-controlled room at Site ██, guarded by at least two Level-2 Security personnel.